January 2010
10 posts
Sermon Jokes... XD
There once was this Atheist whom don't believe GOD existed...
He went out hunting for game, hoping to catch a big one....
Joe The Atheist was happy strolling in the forest, looking for prey...
JOE: lalalalala! lalalalala! wee!
Suddenly, He heard a growl behind him... and a BEAR jumped out of the bushes....
the bear started chasing JOE and JOE ran for his life!!!
JOE: *Running* Oh My God! Oh My God! Oh My God!
Soon, The BEAR caught up to JOE and raised his gigantic paw at JOE, about to strike down on him...
At that moment, JOE cried out...
JOE: Oh My God! Oh My God! If You're Real, SAVE ME!!!!!!!
Out of nowhere, a bright beam of light shines down from the HIGH HEAVENS above...
Everything Stopped Moving.... The Bear Froze In It's Position...
GOD descended upon earth and told JOE...
GOD: JOE THE ATHEIST! YOU HAVE BEEN A DIS-BELIEVER SINCE YOUNG! HOW NOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO SAVE YOU WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN ME, TO BEGIN WITH?
JOE: Well, God... Erm..... I Know I'm A Disbeliever so i don't ask of much... Since All Christians Are Kind Souls & Beings, All i ask is that you turn the BEAR into a Christian... Maybe then he will leave me alone...?
GOD: Fine, Joe!
And with that, GOD Ascended Up Into The High Heavens Above And The Light Disappeared...
The Bear Unfroze, But Still Has It's Paw Raised, Poised To Strike....
But instead of striking, it puts both paws together and bowed its head...
JOE was relieved and thought all was over...
The BEAR Suddenly Spoke....
BEAR: Thank you GOD, for the ability of speech so that i may give thanks to you for this wonderful ATHEIST that you have given me to fill my hungry stomach.... Amen...
Thus the BEAR struck down JOE and ate him...
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Erm... Connections?
ok… erm wei qi first put this thought in my head…
thought i might develop it a bit…
well, what we study will like connect us… in the future… =D
ok erm… wei qi’s diploma prepares the planes for the tourist…
erm.. leonil flies the plane with his knowledge of his diploma…
wei qi screws up and the plane gets mini accident… i report...
Yeah Yeah!
Movie Marathon-ed last night…
tried to get up early to wait for posting results…
watched Law abiding citizens… & marine 2… =DD
So Woke Up and Turn on my phone to immediately find my results has already been sent to me! OMG….
the anxiety builds… my finger trembling before the button… my entire life rests on this button press…. OMG…....
Update! =D
Wadup, World!…
If there is even anyone out there….
Sooo…. UPDATE!
Well… Recently i went to the 4S2 2010 Class Chalet…
Awesome, Truly Awesome Experience! =D
Thank You Siying & Haziqah & Other Organising People… XP
Really Fun…Spacious Place… Played Cluedo… Had BBQ…
Nearly Cooked Chang Hee/Chong Mee… Claire Turned...
LOVE POST... From a dude?!?!
WARNING: this is gonna be a long post… (kinda like a ranting… ;P)
Anyway… it’s been a long time since my last post…
again i’m gonna post about LOVE… (What? Again? From a dude?!?!)
but i’m gonna focus on COMPANIONSHIP…
now, living only 16++ years of my young life, i already feel lonely at times…
humans, being social animals, need...
How to make your partner happy...
the-nomad:
elrondp:
gianvalentini:
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a...
I finally understand why CJC has the highest abortion rate…
they have totally nothing to do in sch except… well….. have sex…. lol
chicks… good luck with that….
Result Day!!!
Woo! Today was… fun.exciting.nervous.crazy.tearsmuch.shakyhands.TOTALLY AWESOME!
Grades came in today…
L1R4 - 14
L1R5 - 19
Not Spectacular… But Hey…IMPROVEMENT! =D
A1 For English! AWESOME!
Finally Passed Amaths After 2 FREAKING YEARS OF FAILING!!!!
Woooooooooooooooo! =D
Now, We Chose…. Hopefully Correctly….
=D
~Peace~
Issues...
JTJL has issues with me i can’t explain…
Perhaps i fathom a guess…
she don’t like the way i look???? Hmm…
Oh well…
i don’t find her vertical scaling particularly usual but i don’t despise…
heh… some people has the strangest issues… -.-