December 2009
70 posts
“Nobody’s Perfect Until You Fall In Love With Them…”
Sezairi Won! THIRD SINGAPORE IDOL DUDE!
I mean like come on! Isn’t it obvious?!?! Inner voice of Singapore Idol… Male Chauvinist… First Finale Was Sly Vs Tau
Second Was Hady Vs Some Dude… Sorz Dude…..
This Year… People Complain… SI gave chick “Chance”
They let female into the finale only to let her fall…
MALE CHAUVINIST!!!! DUH!
Well… Whateva…
I’m...
“When I Am Sad, I Stop Being Sad And Be Awesome…. TRUE STORY!”
– Barney Stinson
“Teeeedddd! Nnnnoooooo! You Never Break Up A Girl Fight! NEVER!!!”
– Barney Stinson
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at...
the-nomad:
onedropcolors:
uglyanthony:
jon-b:
oh man, this is just too sweet..
I wish something like that ever happened to me TwT
Finally a Good Rest! Back from Primer’s Camp 09… Real Fun! Real tiring as well…
Got NBA2k10 on PC! Sweet game! Watching Top 100 Moments Of SmackDown Through the decade… Sweet! ^^
So Lazy To Post Pic…
MUST DO IT SOON….
~PEACE~
And If You’re Not Down With That, I Got Two Words For Ya!
Be Careful What You Wish For...
On The 16th Birthday, Jim Made A Wish...
Jim: I Wish I Had A Magic Lamp Just Like Aladin...
*Poof!* The Magic Lamp Appeared Right Before His Eyes...
We All Know How This Works...
Jim: *Rub* *Rub*
*Pzzzzzt!*
Genie: Hello, Jimmy-Boy! You've Summoned Me!
Jim: COOL!!! Do I Get A Wish?
Genie: Yes, Yes! You Only Get ONE Wish Though...
Jim: Aww...Shucks! Ok..Ok.. Let Me Think.... I Got This Totally Hot Girlfriend That I Wanna Bang But I'm Only 13... So.. Erm...
Genie: Come On, Jimmy-Boy! Make Your Wish! I Haven't Got All Day!
Jim: Okay... I Wish That Humans Will Age A Day For Every Second I Sleep...
Genie: GRANTED! *Poof!*
And The Genie, Together With His Lamp Disappeared In A Puff Of Smoke...
Somehow, Jim Was Really Tired... So He Decided To Take A Nap...
And If The Wish Really Came True... He Would Be Of Legal Age To Have Sex When He Finishes His Nap...
When He Woke Up, He Was All Grown Up, With Muscles And Hair In Places He Never Known Hair Would Grow...
He Visited His Girlfriend And As He Open Her Bedroom Door, His Jaws Dropped....
The Girlfriend Menstruated To Death...
LOL... -.-
Be Careful What You Ask For!!!!
“LIFE: Living Is “Fucking Easy” …”
“The Battlefield: Where Boys Become Men & Men Become…....”
Will YouTube MySpace So That I Can Google Your Yahoo?
“Where Do All The Shit On The Airplanes Go?”
– Things That Make You Go Hmm…..
Mankind’s Technological Advance Through Time Were Of Leaps And Bounds… Yet, we have yet to find a cure for STUPIDITY….
“If BIRDS of a feather flock together… What do birds with no feather do...”
– Things That Make You Go Hmm…..
Mama! Mama!
Jim: Mama! Mama! I want a CatDog!
Mom: Not, Jimmy! That creature has no asshole... that means it's gonna shit from it's mouth... do YOU want to shit from your mouth? do you want your pet to shit from it's mouth???
Jim: Mama! I'm not a dog... Besides,Dogs love to smell assholes and eat shit... now that the asshole is so close to their noses, we should be happy for them...
Mom: Err.... *SELFPWNED*
~The END~
“Why Is Conjoined Twins Considered A Freak Of Nature But CATDOG Is Okay???”
– Things That Make You Go Hmm…..
So What That You Could Fly Like A Bird… Chances Are That The Moment You Take Flight A Plane Engine Sucks You In And Churn You Into Crap… Bird Crap…. Fly That!
I Have A New Found Respect For Randy Orton…
I Know… Wrestling Is Fake…. But To Hell With That…. Randy Orton Kicked As At WWE TLC 2009!!!
I Don’t Know What’s Harder To Find…. A Dinosaur Or A Totally Beautiful Girl That Whole-Heartedly Loves You And Kicks Your Ass At Every Single Game You Play..?
Woo! Playing World Of Warcraft Again! ^^ Somehow, Reading Ctrl+Alt+Del Made Me Want To Play Again…. Heheheh…. Kill The Lich King! Woo! YAY!
Ctrl+Alt+Del - Comics - Cad - Real life... →
Life = MMO
Started Dragon Age Origins On Sat… Must Say… COMPLETELY AMAZING! It Has An Open Ended Storyline… Every Option You Choose During Every Single Conversation Affects How The World Changes Around You…
Oh Well… Have A Good Sunday Night!
I’m Off To Kill More Darkspawn…
Geeky~Gamer~Me -> OUT!
Sheamus Glows In The Dark…. XD
It Would Suck To Have Your Birthdays On Leap Years…
Plus…. It’ll Take You Like Forever To Be 21 Years Old….
Plus, When You Are Finally 21, You Look Like Shit Already….
XD
“Chuffed To Bits By Your Ba-Donka-Donk….”
– House
I BOOMZ you, you SHINGZ me and everything will be RAD!
Inspired By… Ris “Inguish” Low
“I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own!”
– Adam Savage